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SEPT '05
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SHOOTING AT
UNARMED MEN
Emerging from
the debris of mclusky (Jon Chapple), the haunts of various damp,
dark basement clubs (Simon Alexander), and the forging of drum power
through 7 grades of piano teaching (Steve Morgan), shooting at
unarmed men bring you tunes you can whistle, dance or fight to,
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One has
a guitar, which he tries to play at the same time as singing songs
that make no sense to the drummer. The drummer is not really a
drummer?! The third member is the person holding all the cards as
concerns the bass guitar, and any extraneous screaming and/or
shouting. The songs we write come from the same place as most songs
come from, and we’re not sure where that is yet, but when we find it
we’re gonna cash it in, take it for all it’s got, sell out and go
live somewhere less shit than Cardiff.
robbed from-http://www.myspace.com/shootingatunarmedmen
http://www.myspace.com/shootingatunarmedmen |
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<<<CHEVRON>>> |
...lives in a house with
Henry Shitmat and Dj Scotch Egg in a small fishing village on the
outskirts on London called Brighton.
It would seem that in Brighton people have evolved (due to fuk knows
what) giving them a third ear... an ear that feeds on only the
scuzziest and most awkward cut 'n paste crazy as an old man
buggering a clown style vibrations... and in turn orders the human
it is in control of to produce gallons up on gallons of the stuff... |
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fortunatly
we got this shit on tap.... mr Chevvers originally hails from
Blackpool, a place of torture for the children of the North West. i
can only assume that this upbringing, spliced with whateva these
fella's get upto after a couple of rocks and 6 pack in the evening,
leads to some of Planet Mu's ( Shitmat, Vantian Snares, Dj Rupture
etc etc...) finest releases...
anyway, he's coming to fuk Bar Fresa up... listen then come.
http://www.planet-mu.com/
http://www.myspace.com/chevron
http://www.chevvers.com |
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Shhhhhhh....
DONT TELL A FUKING SOUL.... NOT A WURD.... HAVE YOU 'EARD |
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... HAVE GONE
PROFESSIONAL! |
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THIS WILL BE
A RELEASE PARTY FOR YOUR FAVOURITE FOUL MOUTHED LITTLE SHITS SECOND
OFFERING TO THE WORLD WHETHER OR NOT IT GIVES A FUK...
'.. Best band since the Beatles...' Bill Drummunds Dog
'... i fingered the singer once..' Julian Cope
'... They come in & do my shopping and clean the house..' Dave
Limited copies of Immigrants Go Professional will be available at
this show. and then, and only then... from the Record Shop in
Oct....
http://www.theimmigrants.co.uk
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20.000BC
Like any other city, Liverpool
has its super hero's, they spend all day not only avoiding the Dole
Retrieval agencies but also guarding and protecting us mere
mortal's... like normal folks tho, they also get burning desires to
cuss, disapprove of and discriminate against anything they want, and
after a hard days biffing and zapping the crack eads and whipper
snappers of the north west, our saviours of all that is moral like
to kick the fuk back and make glorious glorious loud....
you all know joe. he's part Chimp and makes a Kling Klanging noise
when he walks. you'll also have met Chris, he's 100% Defcon and once
saved a Runcorn bound teenager from thinking all bands in st Helens
were simply shit... Mazy Fade anyone... no no, not Lazy Mary...
This city has alot a pure good noise it can call its own... come see
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Weapons Grade live audio @
BAR FRESA
COLQUITT ST, LIVERPOOL
FRI 30th SEPT
AUDIO 9PM tIL 2AM TAX- £3.99
*£2.99
Con. *PROOF OF POVERTY NEEDED
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