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- QuarTEt pERFOrmed bY a.P.A.t.T

GT Mumbles: By the time id arrived id had a fair few, I must say, had absolutely no idea what to expect despite seemingly being told everything, I sit down, I chat, and it appears nobody else has a clue what to expect either, even the ones with designated a.P.A.t.T bib. I cant even fathom what is going on from reading the leaflet im given. Were sitting around, waiting, more arrive, tension is sort of slowly rumbling as we all wait for something t to happen, I go disappearing for a while and come back to find out its all began, knocked me sideways, I was gone for literally 3 seconds and Bam, everything’s seemingly in full swing. Like the whole room had turned in my absence. Very odd indeed.

 

Aye it is indeed a.P.A.t.T’s ‘performance’ lovingly entitled ‘Quartet’ we are talking about. taking place at the marvelous Liverpool Uni. Its an awesome sight the moment you walk in, basic four wall room, draped in black, four screens on each wall with various projections on, some poor buggers motionless family on one, ringo star getting sodomized on another, repeatedly, a repeated beating, and a trip through Matthew street via a Mr. lovejoy. Its quite harrowing to the untrained eye, people in a.P.A.t.T bibs dotted everywhere ushering folk around, a telephone in the corner, to which one can leave a message to a Mr. Peter Paul, one thing you notice, which is quite obviously the point, is as you move around you manage to hear different things, there’s four fuck off p.a. speakers in each corner blasting out various different things, everything from synth buzz, to tape noise, sweet fun time harmonies, clicking, banging, buzzing, whooping, and Mr. Stan playing the hits on the harp, I don’t know where my head is at this point, and I love it.

 

All of this coming from the centerpiece, a square stage erected right in the middle of the room, containing none other than a.P.A.t.T. who are responsible for all this. Quite frightening in their relative motionlessness. All decked out in the usual white attire and white eye masks. It all seems relatively simple to the untrained eye, guitar being whacked with drum sticks once every so often, a snare, drum kit, Dictaphone and a pint glass of bits of things poured over a cymbal, repeatedly, but there’s definitely a mind at work, cant be so simple if its producing something so immense. A while of walking about sampling various delights and were ushered out to a relatively cheap bar, which is suprising for a university as I remember distinctly I paid 3.50 for a coke there two years ago to see an ex jackass jump about in his own shit.

 

Fre(e.p.) is played over the system, but I cant hear anything, I had a bit of an itchy arse. Then were welcomed back in for the final part of the evening, a.P.A.t.T playing all their hits before we get ushered out again, I get to hear the usual favorites I cant help but sing along to even when I don’t know the words, the blood, holy toad, bbq 2 nite, all marvelous stuff 

 

The fact this was all free was amazing, im astonished by the whole thing, for a ‘local’ band, though well established, to come up with something this large is amazing, madly impressed.

 

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