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Blue Corner - Dry presumably the smaller of the two, an easy target if one were the kind to take aim but non the less just as nimble, believes he can out step the devil himself once strapped into the correct equipment,

Red Corner - Crisp, therefore the more gangly of the pair, his posture is fair and his gaze is contagious, since escaping from the womb were he has continued to reside well after his mothers death, this easily ignited young man has used his one good hand to produce a vast array of correctly labelled tunes one after another in perfect time to his registered carer Dry, and so between the two of them, have accidentally created a musical concept known as a performing band, therefore they must be pointed & gawped at, only later to fall foul of their own success, and the publics fickle interests. Ladies and gents, Crisp & Dry a Bass & Drum utilising noise duo who having only appeared live onstage  only once with a debut lp which sounds like a crack idled 1986 rendition of Nick Cave making a deal with Thor regarding moving some furniture later that day.

 Crisp & Dry is available now in the Record shop through .....

 

 

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