Dj Scotch Egg -
Fresh from lobbing eggs in the faces of crowds around u.k supporting The Go Team, and after not being able to make April's shin dig due to undisputed quarrels regarding school, the pint sized (blurghhh) audio ninja from Japan is returning to liverpool village firstly to demonstrate part 2 of how to fuk an ear drum with nothing but a game boy and a megaphone, and secondly to challenge Dj Stig to a savoury egg eating competition to be held at dawn on the eve of his first official release as Scotch Egg. Which i presume will blow the heads of most ;)

 http://www.adaadat.com / www.wrongmusic.co.uk

photo by Sakura-

STIG- do RUM 'n BRASS - a fine example of mini trumpet and shitty guitar orientated mashed up post-punk carnival beats, with extra helpings of Lap steel, Theremin and a human beard on the decks... Stig were recently stopped on their way to the pressing plant while clutching the mastered copy of a fine debut album, the man at the gate told them he needed to listen to it first... this is the last time they saw the record...... they have since spent 134 hours being searched for concealed trumpets and made to walk in a straight line from Liverpool to Slough while god only knows what becoming of their precious loud... tho there are rumours that god himself is interested in keeping the record as a reminder of what went wrong,

fingers x'ed its all a hoax....

  Ambulance

...are Star's , they are angels, they are everything that every review of their debut ep tried to put into words,  a gathering of humans who seam to only get together on some fooked up slow motion alternate time plateau, where the clocks make the music and the real life dead people simply hover just above their instruments and draw out only the finest lines of ambient ear food, meeting only very rarely and between the creations of a million other slices of alien grade audio.

 Everything they touch it would seem, becomes perfectly ear shaped. expect what you want, possibly a skip through Beat Takeshi's Japanese garden hand in hand with the So Solid Crew, maybe pop in and drink lemonade with Jon Peel and Scott Walker, slip into a french horn and have the track suited figure of a goddess repeat the words  I am A Star I am An Angel a split second after they enter your own head. We expect no less than the whole nation to simultaneously ask themselves, why dont they know who Ambulance are. idiots.

Photo's By Eventa and Shelly Turner

"Sheer, random, genius. As an EP it somehow manages to appear cohesive despite the eclecticism of its contents, it is bizarre, surreal, random and best of all, brillant."   Drowned in Sound

a.P.A.t.T are not the folk who stole your shoes, they are however both Mum and Dad to their breed of perfect Loud, needing no introduction in this neck of the woods, since releasing their debut long player late last year they have set about converting even the most purist of liverpool audio obsessed...

they will be unleashing  a rather twisted set of documented audio around the time of this show, the release is called Free e.p and is exactly that. a free ep of tunes that most humans wouldn't even realise was music, until given a map, exact co-ordinates and an admits 2 adults style ticket... luckily thats what they plan to do, as well as a little live tickle and a giggle....  Free e.p Release party and spooky goings on Aug 2nd  @ Liverpool Academy *Release of Free e.p. Live debut performance of the interactive intallation Quartet  www.apatt.com

photo's by sCARY tOY

>>>>>>>>  BABAR LUCK  >>>>>>

photo's by H.Rock Shitty

Babar Luck, rah rah rah King Prawn rah rah rhah... no longer, no longer, no longer.. Acoustic hip hop is the new luck, room for the words, tales, stories... hip hop as fuk...  Our fave Londoner is now peddling roots simple tales of regular folk and the day to day battles to keep on top.... serious and sinister and yet funny as fuk.... delivered straight to the point with acoustic guitars... rattles.. buzz`s.. damn.. ya can  hear his rings taking the varnish off his acoustic and of course the unique East London tongue of a man who has done some serious listening in his time....

 Plus every angle of agro audio put to stylus, laser and squeeezed through a paper cone from MOSS CHOPS / DEFCON SIMION / AND WHOEVA THE FUK WE FEEL LIKE MP. XXX

*** Listen Up***

Dj Scotch Egg - KFC

a.P.A.t.T - DirTYman

Stig - Rum 'n Brass

Babar Luck -  Fight Game

Guest Dj's playing everything ya ears wanna hear £3.99 entry
£3.49 conc. (proof of poverty needed) 8pm til late